IT Jokes

funny-manToday is all about fun with computers. Therefore, I have collected a number of IT jokes that I came across recently. Some are great, some just ok. I like the one with the blonde. Enjoy!

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

During a recent password audit at a large company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password: “MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento” When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least eight characters long and include at least one capital.

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. It’s a hardware problem.

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out of a window before.

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest. “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…” The civil engineer breaks in: “But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.” The programmer thinks a bit and then says: “And who do you think created chaos?”

Customer: “I’m running Windows 95.” Tech: “Yes.” Customer: “My computer isn’t working now.” Tech: “Yes, you said that.”

Customer: “It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?”

This customer comes into the computer store. “I m looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.” “Well,” replied the clerk, “Have you tried Windows 98?”

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their PCs. “The cup holder on my computer broke! I just got some coffee and put it in the cup holder and then it broke, and the coffee spilled all over me! I want a replacement!” The employee was a little confused and didn’t know what to say. He finally asked her to describe the cup holder to him…he d never heard of his company selling in-computer cup holders. So the lady went on to describe the cup holder to him. “Well, it pops out of the little box when I push a button, and it has 40x written on it…”

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

There are too many to list, but I found a really good source for computer jokes here.

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